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"I stand corrected..."

Modern Major General

Mikado

"Bravo!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Henrik Ibsen,

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Three Ladies

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Shakespeare Street

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

"I love my luvvie."

Moliere

Henrik Ibsen

3D Theatre

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"They're texting it in."

Carmen

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Dante Alighieri