Divine Drama Enthusiast Mugs

"It's become a love/hate relationship."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Modern Major General

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Mikado

Falstaff

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Henrik Ibsen,

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Scarpia's Palace

Two Rages Passing in the Night

Shakespeare Street

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"True crime meets reality TV"

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."