Divine Music Fan Gifts

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

EWE 2.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Zeus's Caddy

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Tina Turner

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Guitars in Heaven

Cool hand... Uke

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

The Assumption of Mary

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

Library Grand Opening

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

God's Law.

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

Elephant blues

Little Richard

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

God creating the galaxy.

Mrs. Almighty.

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"I Love U2."

Pitcher auditions.

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

'My... Dog...Has... Crabs....'