Divine Comics Fan Gifts

"Don't look now, but they suddenly got REALLY fruitful!"

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Zeus's Caddy

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

The Assumption of Mary

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

God's Law.

'We are gathered here...'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

God creating the galaxy.

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

Mrs. Almighty.

Closed Thursdays.

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

Emergency Bible for deathbed conversions only.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

God's attempt to stay incognito failed.

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'