Divine Comic Admirer Gifts

"And finally, we have about two billion Thank God it's Friday proclamations."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Night-time halo

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"OMG, LOL!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

Zeus's Caddy

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"That's my boy!"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

The Assumption of Mary

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

The Reason for Storms

God's Law.

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."