Divine Comic Admirer Gifts

"And finally, we have about two billion Thank God it's Friday proclamations."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Night-time halo

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

Zeus's Caddy

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

The Reason for Storms

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"That's my boy!"

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

God's Law.

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Those who fail to capitalize pronouns referring to me are doomed to face my wrath! Otherwise I'm pretty laissez-faire."