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"Oh dear, it seems your file has been routinely destroyed."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

Eurydice in prison

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Daytime TV For Nerds

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

'Safe!'

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

"Run for it, sir—the cops!"

The good, the bard and the ugly

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

Dirty Deeds

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

"Can I help you?"

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'

'They handle only cases we think we can solve in an hour.'

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.