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Charts and Graphs Greatest Hits

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Snowprov

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Primitive magician

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'He's maturing early.'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I love your optimism."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Orchestra conductor

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'These latest figure are encouraging...'