Data-driven Thinkers Pillows

'That's it? Months of study, endless reports, and all we come up with is 'everyone should stay home more'?'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

The Googler

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

Man stabbed by fallin arrow on wall chart.

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Business has been steady."

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

Couple in bed with health charts

Social media and privacy

The Pie Chart of Mystery

"We can't make the perfect product, but with a little luck and a lotta data, we can make the perfect customer."

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

"If it weren't for you, we'd have nothing in the cloud."

You can have your privacy back, as soon as I've finished showing it to everyone

"Sorry darling, you can't go for a kill tonight. It's census night, it would mess up the data!"

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'