Data Thinker Pillows

"A picture is worth 1,000 words."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The Googler

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Jean-Paul Sartre

Robotic Man

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Zenemies.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Paul Ree