Data Thinker Gifts

"A picture is worth 1,000 words."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The Googler

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Robotic Man

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Real Life/Surreal Life

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Pastorius wonders why.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Zenemies.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"The overthinker"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Paul Ree

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"