Ai Thinker Gifts

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Robot Friend

Robotic Man

A Sophisticated Computer

"My 'check engine' light came on."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Welcome to the future"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The Googler

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Chiller Theatre

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

The Thought Process.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Robots In The Boardroom