Data Divas Gifts

'Damn! McGee's good!'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

I could have danced all night!

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

The Modern Novel.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Downloading Pregnancy

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Ladies

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

William Shakespeare

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Out.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Ballet dancer.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

Graph

"It seems to be right about this point that our company started going into free fall."

"Influence this."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Ruff