Digital Disaster Wrangler Prints

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

'Technology hates me.'

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"That's Bill, from tech support."

The Importance of Data Backup.

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

"OK Zoomer!"

Computer frustration

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

Computer Confusion

Fortunately, she backed up her files and ejected the disk, saving the data.

"With him, I.T. stands for Incompetent Twerp."

401 Error

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

'Lord, NO! Take me instead!'

Computer Game Director.

Millenium bug

The Boundless Blue Screen of Death

'My computers down again!'

You're really worried about getting stung, aren't you?

"So that must be the guy from Tech Support."

'Sorry - I've deleted you,'

"It's another Sicilian message. It means 'Please disregard the previous Sicilian message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"I think there's something wrong with the computer."

Wary of the cloud

Computers Always Down - Sorry, out of business.