Digital Worrier Prints

You're really worried about getting stung, aren't you?

I.T. Fear

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

I think I have a gilt complex.

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

No Action Comics

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

Energy Bills

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

Eye of needle fat cat size That'll do nicely.

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

"Dad, I'm thirsty again!"

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."