Cyber Worrier Prints

"We got you a computer for your Birthday, grandpa."

A Hole in the Dike

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

I.T. Fear

Nervous Oral Testing

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Separation Anxiety

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

Concern Chart

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'I'm worried, the software that can replace me is becoming more affordable.'

'My credit card number is none of their beeswax!'

'I can't relax _ I'm worrying about your watch being five minutes slow !'

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

"I don't feel so good, Tia Carmen."

"You should make a resolution not to worry about the little things..."

'If you don't stop worrying...you're going to die.'

"Well, we've done it, Sandy . . . we hit the 'cold snap tri-fecta:'. . ."

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

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