Internet Worrier Prints

That's the last time I even think of Googling "climate change."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Nervous Oral Testing

I.T. Fear

I hate monday mornings.

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Things that go beep in the night.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

Concern Chart

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

No Action Comics

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

"...and in this circle the wi-fi is particularly patchy..."

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent