Digital Worrier Gifts

You're really worried about getting stung, aren't you?

I.T. Fear

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

Things that go beep in the night.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

I think I have a gilt complex.

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

No Action Comics

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

Energy Bills

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

"Dad, I'm thirsty again!"

"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

Eye of needle fat cat size That'll do nicely.