Cute Worrier Gifts

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

A Hole in the Dike

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Nervous Oral Testing

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Separation Anxiety

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

Concern Chart

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

No Action Comics

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

"I thought I'd done everything to get a decent pension..."

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

'I can't relax _ I'm worrying about your watch being five minutes slow !'

"We got you a computer for your Birthday, grandpa."

"You should make a resolution not to worry about the little things..."

Full Harvest Moon

"Well, we've done it, Sandy . . . we hit the 'cold snap tri-fecta:'. . ."

"I don't feel so good, Tia Carmen."

'If you don't stop worrying...you're going to die.'

The reassurer: the magazine for chronic worriers