Romantic Worrier Gifts

I called Laurel an hour ago and she hasn't called me back. Do you think she still likes me?! Ahh! Now it's an hour and one minute! Love is a beautiful thing.

A Hole in the Dike

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

Things that go beep in the night.

Separation Anxiety

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer."

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

My dinner with Andromeda

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

No Action Comics

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

Lover's Lane. Dears crossing.

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder

'I can't relax _ I'm worrying about your watch being five minutes slow !'

Golden handshake old redundancy port.

'If you don't stop worrying...you're going to die.'

"I don't feel so good, Tia Carmen."

I love you, Morty, and I do want to get married. I'm just a little worried. What if I feel trapped? What if we fight, or one of us changes, or aliens attack? Aliens? And there's only enough canned food for one of us! Holy commitment phobia.

'Someday, son, all this will be divided among your ex-wives.'

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'