Romantic Worrier Prints

A Hole in the Dike

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

Separation Anxiety

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer."

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

My dinner with Andromeda

No Action Comics

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

Lover's Lane. Dears crossing.

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder

'I can't relax _ I'm worrying about your watch being five minutes slow !'

Full Harvest Moon

"I don't feel so good, Tia Carmen."

Golden handshake old redundancy port.

'If you don't stop worrying...you're going to die.'

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

"How much worse?"