Youthful Worrier Gifts

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

A Hole in the Dike

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Nervous Oral Testing

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Things that go beep in the night.

Separation Anxiety

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer."

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

Concern Chart

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

No Action Comics

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

I called Laurel an hour ago and she hasn't called me back. Do you think she still likes me?! Ahh! Now it's an hour and one minute! Love is a beautiful thing.

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

'It's sad to think of raising him in a world with looming tort reform.'

"I can't believe school starts next week. The first math exam is gonna be a killer! Then in six weeks, report cards! I'll probably be grounded!"

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

"I don't feel so good, Tia Carmen."

'If you don't stop worrying...you're going to die.'

"You should make a resolution not to worry about the little things..."

I love you, Morty, and I do want to get married. I'm just a little worried. What if I feel trapped? What if we fight, or one of us changes, or aliens attack? Aliens? And there's only enough canned food for one of us! Holy commitment phobia.