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'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

A Hole in the Dike

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Nervous Oral Testing

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Separation Anxiety

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer."

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

Concern Chart

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

No Action Comics

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

'It's sad to think of raising him in a world with looming tort reform.'

"I can't believe school starts next week. The first math exam is gonna be a killer! Then in six weeks, report cards! I'll probably be grounded!"

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

Full Harvest Moon

Golden handshake old redundancy port.

"I don't feel so good, Tia Carmen."

'If you don't stop worrying...you're going to die.'