Wedding Worrier Gifts

A bride and groom at the altar.

'I was driving to my wedding when my GPS recalculated and so did I.'

Reschedule Your Appointment.

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

"Oh no, Dave is my reserve groom, just in case Steve doesn't show up."

"She's just unfriended me, that can't be good."

"And do you John, despite the mountain of statistical evidence showing it ain't gonna happen, promise to stick by your woman?"

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

When you've lost perspective about your wedding.

Danger: Marriage License Bureau

"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer."

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

"He just 'unfriended' me...That's not a good start!"

'Don't expect any men on my wedding photos-United were playing home that day!'

"Does wedding planning have to be this stressful?"

"I don't mind getting married for better or for worse as long as it's not a whole lot worse."

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

"How much worse?"

A Hole in the Dike

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

Separation Anxiety

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

'We can't get a divorce... we haven't paid for the wedding.'

No Action Comics

Stay Tuned

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

'You know I hate weddings - they remind me that I went through one!'

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

'If my grades don't improve, I don't know what'll happen. Maybe they'll offer me a buyout.'