Wedding Worrier Gifts

A bride and groom at the altar.

'I was driving to my wedding when my GPS recalculated and so did I.'

Reschedule Your Appointment.

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

"Oh no, Dave is my reserve groom, just in case Steve doesn't show up."

"She's just unfriended me, that can't be good."

"And do you John, despite the mountain of statistical evidence showing it ain't gonna happen, promise to stick by your woman?"

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

When you've lost perspective about your wedding.

Danger: Marriage License Bureau

"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer."

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

"He just 'unfriended' me...That's not a good start!"

'Don't expect any men on my wedding photos-United were playing home that day!'

I love you, Morty, and I do want to get married. I'm just a little worried. What if I feel trapped? What if we fight, or one of us changes, or aliens attack? Aliens? And there's only enough canned food for one of us! Holy commitment phobia.

"Does wedding planning have to be this stressful?"

"I don't mind getting married for better or for worse as long as it's not a whole lot worse."

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

"How much worse?"

A Hole in the Dike

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Things that go beep in the night.

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

Separation Anxiety

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

'We can't get a divorce... we haven't paid for the wedding.'

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

No Action Comics

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

I called Laurel an hour ago and she hasn't called me back. Do you think she still likes me?! Ahh! Now it's an hour and one minute! Love is a beautiful thing.

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

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