Digital Disaster Enthusiast Gifts

"With him, I.T. stands for Incompetent Twerp."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Natural Disasters

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Volcanic ash...

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

News: Flash Floods

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

The Importance of Data Backup.

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Alberta on fire

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

Where's the leak then?

'Dad, I'm sure you're probably ticked about this, but when I tell you what happened, I'm sure you'll agree it's been a great learning experience for me,'

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

'Your Dell went to hell.'

"Engage! Your! Core!"

Computer frustration

Souvenir of Iceland

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'