Digital Disaster Aficionados Gifts

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'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Volcanic ash...

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

The Importance of Data Backup.

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

Computer technicians with too little training.

'Your Dell went to hell.'

"Engage! Your! Core!"

Computer frustration

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

Fortunately, she backed up her files and ejected the disk, saving the data.

Computer Confusion

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

"I promised I'd come back for you Gladys, come hell or high water."

"With him, I.T. stands for Incompetent Twerp."

Mother Nature

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

'Crisis Management Training'

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

'Lord, NO! Take me instead!'

'It's going down! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Wait a minute... How silly of me... We've got lifeboats!'

"The gods are angry....but not as angry as they were yesterday."

Earthquake scores

"I never watch the weather unless a storm has a name."

Fragile tether