Digital Disaster Aficionados Pillows

401 Error

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Volcanic ash...

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

The Importance of Data Backup.

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Computer technicians with too little training.

Computer frustration

"Engage! Your! Core!"

Computer Confusion

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

Fortunately, she backed up her files and ejected the disk, saving the data.

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

"With him, I.T. stands for Incompetent Twerp."

Mother Nature

'Crisis Management Training'

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

'It's going down! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Wait a minute... How silly of me... We've got lifeboats!'

'Lord, NO! Take me instead!'

"The gods are angry....but not as angry as they were yesterday."

Fragile tether

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

"I never watch the weather unless a storm has a name."

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'