Computer Crash Aficionados Pillows

Computer technicians with too little training.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'Oh, no -- not again!'

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

The life of a crash-test dummy

401 Error

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

Finally, as one Systems Designer to another....

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

"Guess who I bumped into in the car park. Your boss."

Bollard Crash

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

Marvin and the new airbag

Relax Frank, it's my day off

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'