Crash Enthusiasts Pillows

'It's for car crash TV.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'Time to buy.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

The hall of bad ideas.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

Rusk Assessment Form

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

Watch Your Step

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

Deer Crossing.

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

"Better safe than sorry, son."

"I childproofed all the cabinets for you."

"Jeffrey, this is Marcus, your new Stunt Double. He'll be riding your tricycle for you from now on."

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have much on the job experience?'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"