Crash Course Enthusiast Pillows

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Time to buy.'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

The hall of bad ideas.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

"I'll need a three iron."

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

Economic

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"The brakes don't work."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

Competition disappears. You'll have the field to yourself!

American and European Economy.

Runaway leaf.

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

"If he was holding up play, we'd call it 'justified homicide'"

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

"Oi! Didn't you see me coming?" (Fortune teller has a car accident.)

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'Didn't I tell you it would be a mistake to allow mixed competition?'

'This industry's going to the wall!'

"It's not the stick. It's the chase."

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'