Crash Course Expert Pillows

'It just came out of NOWHERE!!'

"Oi! Didn't you see me coming?" (Fortune teller has a car accident.)

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Sand danger

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

Mash-Test Dummies.

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

Economic

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent."

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"The brakes don't work."

"First, locate the pin on your extinguisher..."

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

Safety - Heimlich Manoeuvre.

Now do you see the point of regular electrical checks?

Man with Air Bag,"Did you know the earth spins at 1038 mph?"

"Remember, coat that's furry not to worry. Pitchfork, shovel, deadly trouble."

American and European Economy.

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."