'It just came out of NOWHERE!!'
Crash Course Expert Gifts
Looking for a gift for the creative crash course enthusiast? Our collection celebrates those who dive into learning with enthusiasm and a dash of humor. Whether they teach, learn, or explore new skills, our products add a fun twist to their journey. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that highlight their passion for rapid learning and creative exploration. Celebrate their dedication and sense of humor with a gift that inspires and entertains.
"Oi! Didn't you see me coming?" (Fortune teller has a car accident.)
No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!
Sand danger
'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'
"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."
'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'
Wall Street...
"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."
Mash-Test Dummies.
To prevent geese from flying toward its planes, Jupiter Airlines made some key design changes,
'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'
Economic
Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.
"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent."
"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"
"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."
Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.
'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'
"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."
"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"
He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.
"First, locate the pin on your extinguisher..."
"The brakes don't work."
This place is crawling with backstabbers, but they don't worry me.
Safety - Heimlich Manoeuvre.
Now do you see the point of regular electrical checks?
Man with Air Bag,"Did you know the earth spins at 1038 mph?"
"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."
American and European Economy.
"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."
"I don't think the new guy is built for this kind of work, do you?"
'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'
"What are you lookin' at? Never seen a routine fire drill before?"
"Remember, coat that's furry not to worry. Pitchfork, shovel, deadly trouble."
Crash Course Expert Gifts Collection
Crash Course Expert Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the creative crash course expert—perfect for brightening up their mornings with humor and inspiration.
Crash Course Expert Pillows
Discover our cozy pillows that celebrate the creative scholar in your life—ideal for their home or office space.
Crash Course Expert Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that capture the spirit of rapid learning and creativity—perfect for decorating any learning space.
Crash Course Expert T-Shirts
Check out our fun and witty t-shirts for those passionate about quick learning and creativity—great for casual wear and making a statement.