Crash Course Enthusiast Gifts

".. And here's one I knackered earlier."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Time to buy.'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

The hall of bad ideas.

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"I'll need a three iron."

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

Economic

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"The brakes don't work."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

Competition disappears. You'll have the field to yourself!

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!

Runaway leaf.

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

American and European Economy.

"If he was holding up play, we'd call it 'justified homicide'"

"Oi! Didn't you see me coming?" (Fortune teller has a car accident.)

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

'This industry's going to the wall!'

'Didn't I tell you it would be a mistake to allow mixed competition?'

"It's not the stick. It's the chase."

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'