Assault Course Enthusiast Gifts

'Didn't I tell you it would be a mistake to allow mixed competition?'

The first car accident.

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

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Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

The hall of bad ideas.

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'Very funny!'

"I'll need a three iron."

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

'You must address the ball properly first.'

"The brakes don't work."

',,,the ball is sitting right here on a stick'

Too many beers at lunch?

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

Competition disappears. You'll have the field to yourself!

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'I made a hole in one, just like you Tiger!'

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."

Man golfing in water hazard with shark.

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Golfer on Ski Lift.

'I recommend avoiding THAT sand trap in particular.'

"If he was holding up play, we'd call it 'justified homicide'"

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"