Crash Test Aficionado Gifts

Searching for a gift for a crash test aficionado? Delight them with witty, car-themed items that combine humor and creativity, perfect for anyone fascinated by automotive safety and testing. These unique products are ideal for fans of vehicle engineering and crash testing enthusiasm.

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Crash test dummy has sign in rear of test car that says "Dummy On Board"

Crash test dummy has sign in rear of test car that says "Dummy On Board" mockup

Crash test dummy has sign in rear of test car that says "Dummy On Board"

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Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury. mockup

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

from $19.00

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO. mockup

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

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"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"And you're certain these are accidents?" mockup

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

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'I really crammed last night.'

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"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?" mockup

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

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'Time to buy.'

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'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.' mockup

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

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'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.' mockup

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

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'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!' mockup

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

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"I'll need a three iron."

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"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..." mockup

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

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'It's so cool we have another test today.'

'It's so cool we have another test today.' mockup

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

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"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall." mockup

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

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Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!" mockup

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

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"The brakes don't work."

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'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.' mockup

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

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"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy." mockup

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

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"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please." mockup

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

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'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.' mockup

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

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'This industry's going to the wall!' mockup

'This industry's going to the wall!'

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Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby. mockup

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

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'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

'Junior just found out he was an accident.' mockup

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

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"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ." mockup

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

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'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?' mockup

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

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'...In the future, please refrain from answering 'duh' on the easier questions.'

'...In the future, please refrain from answering 'duh' on the easier questions.' mockup

'...In the future, please refrain from answering 'duh' on the easier questions.'

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'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!' mockup

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

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'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.' mockup

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

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0 Days Since Last Accident

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"I've discovered this is the best type of body type to survive a car crash."

"I've discovered this is the best type of body type to survive a car crash." mockup

"I've discovered this is the best type of body type to survive a car crash."

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"Guess who I bumped into in the car park. Your boss."

"Guess who I bumped into in the car park. Your boss." mockup

"Guess who I bumped into in the car park. Your boss."

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Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'. mockup

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

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Crash Test Aficionado Gifts Collection

Crash Test Aficionado Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for crash test aficionados—perfect for those who love a mix of humor and automotive engineering in their daily routine.

Crash Test Aficionado Pillows

Snuggle up with our crash test aficionado pillows—adding a fun automotive touch to their home decor with comfort and humor.

Crash Test Aficionado Prints

Decorate with our crash test enthusiast prints—vivid, witty designs that celebrate a love for automotive safety testing in style.

Crash Test Aficionado T-Shirts

Discover our quirky t-shirts for crash test enthusiasts—show off their passion for safety testing with clever, car-themed designs they’ll love wearing.