Crash Test Humor Fan Gifts

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It doesn't work...'

"And hold the mayo."

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

'This industry's going to the wall!'

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Dinosaur crossing sign.

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

'The last time you were here, your room was trashed.'

'So this is the third person you've run over this year.'

"I brought you a new car last year."

Bollard Crash

Crash test dummy has sign in rear of test car that says "Dummy On Board"

0 Days Since Last Accident

Formula One fan with a steering wheel.

'Who would ever believe this started with a paper cut you kept picking at...'

'Yes, well I'm not going anywhere until I've done a detailed sketch of the incident.'