Crash Test Humor Fan Pillows

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

The life of a crash-test dummy

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

'The last time you were here, your room was trashed.'

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

Dinosaur crossing sign.

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

Carcrash Television.

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

'This industry's going to the wall!'

"I brought you a new car last year."

See you later --- I'm sure we'll run into each other soon.

Crash test dummy has sign in rear of test car that says "Dummy On Board"

0 Days Since Last Accident

Bollard Crash

'So this is the third person you've run over this year.'

'You crashed into three parked cars, or as Lindsay Lohan would call it, a controlled landing.'

Formula One fan with a steering wheel.

'Who would ever believe this started with a paper cut you kept picking at...'