Crash Test Comedy Lover Pillows

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"Student driver"

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

'Stop complaining. We can't afford business class any more.'

Tug the Toggle

Clown Airbags.

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

"How do you put the airbag back in the car?"

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

'Your honor, permission to treat this witness as hostile?'

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

The life of a crash-test dummy

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

High Load

'Sunnyside down.'

'This industry's going to the wall!'

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

I think it's time, sweetheart. Definitely time, Pookie. Contest time. We want to rename Rudy's generation. Generation I - for impatient? Generation V - for virtual or vapid?! Send your suggestions to asksadieshow@gmail.com. (Winners will receive nothing but lots of it!)

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

Carcrash Television.

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

'You crashed into three parked cars, or as Lindsay Lohan would call it, a controlled landing.'

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

0 Days Since Last Accident

Golf Cart Punctures

Crash test dummy has sign in rear of test car that says "Dummy On Board"

See you later --- I'm sure we'll run into each other soon.

"I brought you a new car last year."