Crash Test Enthusiast Pillows

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

'This industry's going to the wall!'

0 Days Since Last Accident

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Time to buy.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

The hall of bad ideas.

Wall Street...

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

Mash-Test Dummies.

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent."

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"The brakes don't work."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

The life of a crash-test dummy

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

'To more closely match reality, all our crash test dummies now hold cellphones.'