Crash-test Dummy Enthusiasts Pillows

"OMG! My husband is home!"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"Right I've checked everything 6 times. Surely nothing can go wrong this time."

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Computer technicians with too little training.

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

The life of a crash-test dummy

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Carcrash Television.

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'The last time you were here, your room was trashed.'

Ventriloquism for beginners.

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

'This industry's going to the wall!'

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

Bollard Crash

Marvin and the new airbag

Relax Frank, it's my day off

"I've discovered this is the best type of body type to survive a car crash."

0 Days Since Last Accident

The guys all hated playing hoops with Greg on the days he brought 'little G' along.