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"OMG! My husband is home!"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

Computer technicians with too little training.

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'This industry's going to the wall!'

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

Ventriloquism for beginners.

'The last time you were here, your room was trashed.'

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

0 Days Since Last Accident

Marvin and the new airbag

Relax Frank, it's my day off

"I've discovered this is the best type of body type to survive a car crash."

Bollard Crash