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"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I brought you a new car last year."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Time to buy.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

Name stickers on car windscreen.

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

"The brakes don't work."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'I'll tell you what our problem is. It's always 'do this, dummy,' or 'do that, dummy.''

'You can't wear that on site!....

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

'This industry's going to the wall!'

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'