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"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I brought you a new car last year."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Time to buy.'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

Name stickers on car windscreen.

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

"The brakes don't work."

'I'll tell you what our problem is. It's always 'do this, dummy,' or 'do that, dummy.''

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

'You can't wear that on site!....

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

The life of a crash-test dummy

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

Carcrash Television.

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

'This industry's going to the wall!'

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'