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"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Crash Testing Clown Car.

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

The End Of The Week Is Coming!

"Happy Christmas!"

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

Ref': 'Okay i want a clean fight, and no hitting below the belt.'

'Your opponent only hit you once - the ref hit you at least a dozen times...'

"Let's have a clean fight and no hitting below the belt."

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'The last time you were here, your room was trashed.'

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

'I think I've found his Achilles' heel.' 'So I see, but, TECHNICALLY, it's called hitting below the belt.'

'This industry's going to the wall!'

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'