Crash Test Fanatics Gifts

Carcrash Television.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Crash Testing Clown Car.

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

The End Of The Week Is Coming!

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"Happy Christmas!"

Ref': 'Okay i want a clean fight, and no hitting below the belt.'

The life of a crash-test dummy

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

'Your opponent only hit you once - the ref hit you at least a dozen times...'

"Let's have a clean fight and no hitting below the belt."

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'I think I've found his Achilles' heel.' 'So I see, but, TECHNICALLY, it's called hitting below the belt.'

'The last time you were here, your room was trashed.'

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

'This industry's going to the wall!'

California Drivers License

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'