Crash Test Aficionado Pillows

See you later --- I'm sure we'll run into each other soon.

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

Crash test dummy has sign in rear of test car that says "Dummy On Board"

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I really crammed last night.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Time to buy.'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"I'll need a three iron."

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

"The brakes don't work."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

The life of a crash-test dummy

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

Carcrash Television.

'This industry's going to the wall!'

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'...In the future, please refrain from answering 'duh' on the easier questions.'

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

".. And here's one I knackered earlier."