Driving Test Aficionado Pillows

"You've failed your emergency stop"

'I really crammed last night.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Man helping a mini learner driver

Safe Driving.

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

I love my motor.

'The penguin is upset...'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Name stickers on car windscreen.

Stone Age Driving Test

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

'Mind dropping us off at Lords,old chap?'

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"You're very courteous for a hog"

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

"You call that teaching."

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'