Driving Test Aficionado Prints

"You've failed your emergency stop"

'I really crammed last night.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

I love my motor.

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'The penguin is upset...'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Stone Age Driving Test

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

Name stickers on car windscreen.

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

I don't brake for tail gators.

"You're very courteous for a hog"

"You call that teaching."

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

'Mind dropping us off at Lords,old chap?'

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'