Crash Course Creator Gifts

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Sand danger

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

Economic

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"How do you put the airbag back in the car?"

'It doesn't work...'

"The brakes don't work."

"First, locate the pin on your extinguisher..."

Safety - Heimlich Manoeuvre.

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

American and European Economy.

"Remember, coat that's furry not to worry. Pitchfork, shovel, deadly trouble."

Hello, is that the RAC?

'This industry's going to the wall!'

"Oi! Didn't you see me coming?" (Fortune teller has a car accident.)

"How can a hands-free phone be dangerous? I just don't see it!"

"Instead of a 2 hour math class, I took an online course, 10 minutes a day for three days, which is like half the time."

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

Marvin and the new airbag

Relax Frank, it's my day off

'Do me a favor, next time you want to go golfing in the city, count me out.'

Dug had asked Patsy to see her Chuff.

0 Days Since Last Accident

The Ivies

'It's poison oak!'

'It just came out of NOWHERE!!'