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No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Sand danger

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

Economic

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'It doesn't work...'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"The brakes don't work."

"How do you put the airbag back in the car?"

"First, locate the pin on your extinguisher..."

Safety - Heimlich Manoeuvre.

American and European Economy.

"Remember, coat that's furry not to worry. Pitchfork, shovel, deadly trouble."

"What are you lookin' at? Never seen a routine fire drill before?"

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

'This industry's going to the wall!'

"Oi! Didn't you see me coming?" (Fortune teller has a car accident.)

Hello, is that the RAC?

"How can a hands-free phone be dangerous? I just don't see it!"

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

".. And here's one I knackered earlier."

"Instead of a 2 hour math class, I took an online course, 10 minutes a day for three days, which is like half the time."

Dug had asked Patsy to see her Chuff.

Marvin and the new airbag

Relax Frank, it's my day off

'It's poison oak!'

'Do me a favor, next time you want to go golfing in the city, count me out.'

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The Ivies