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Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"You know damn well what noise!"

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Golfers lost on the road

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

'You must address the ball properly first.'

"The brakes don't work."

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

Too many beers at lunch?

'... just one more ball. Please? Last one. I'll pay you back, I swear!'

"Nice putt."

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

"Ordinarily I encourage employees to study business classes online."

American and European Economy.

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Man golfing in water hazard with shark.

'I made a hole in one, just like you Tiger!'

'Todd Stevens is playing golf while his wife and kids are at home with 103 degree fevers!'

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

'Replace divots'

'I may have to borrow some balls if we play eighteen.'

Golfer on Ski Lift.

"Nasty slice you have but now we're on this course, we may as well switch to it."