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'This has got to be the longest course I've ever played!' (colour)

"No, I have my ball. I lost the course."

Golfers lost on the road

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Ace headhunters.

Planned service changes

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'

A man sitting in the grass reading

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

"You know damn well what noise!"